branifesto

When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.

Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!

by palabrajot October 4, 2010

Brainfest

a penis sucking contest.

Shaniqua is going to throw a "Brainfest" at her house when her gramdma goes for dialysis.

by Marolito February 25, 2009

branifest

A wellness concept that is a hybrid between manifesting and fibermaxxing. Involves consuming extreme amounts of fiber in prepartion for success with sports or other physical goals.

Zach, I'm going to eat rolled oats every morning to branifest a new 5k ultra PB!

Amy, I've been branifesting so hard to hit my weightloss goal.

by Many Pancakes October 4, 2025

banifest

The intentional act of removing all unwanted energies, situations, relationships, habits & beliefs.

A juice cleanse will help me banifest toxic buildup, and unhealthy patterns and habits.

by AngelFish13 May 17, 2023