When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.
Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"
Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
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The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
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2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.
3. To have Mopar is to have block.
4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.
5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.
2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.
3. To have Mopar is to have block.
4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.
5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.
Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE
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