Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

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blitz-nutzed

It was such a bad week at work that the ladies in the office decided to go out for margaritas with the intent of getting blitz-nutzed.

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Wow, Denzel Curry's is song Ultimate is some crazy Blitz Rap.

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gun used for killing people

F the glits and glama, hit them with the blitz and hammer

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The shotgun from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots the hell out of enemies.

I shot the hell out of one of my many enemies with the Blitz Gun.

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A break from Blitz, usually lasting from one to three days

Bill: Yo man, I can't take all these random blitzes from people, I'm not even on campus.

Jane: You should go on a blitz fast.

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When your so called niggas open a door and get shot by the rival gang

Watch out jermone it’s s blitz nig!