Bleach

An anime that tries to compete with the hit series Naruto, but fails completely.

"I was watching bleach but then i was like forget this and turned on Naruto."

by Nara|Shikamaru September 18, 2005

bleach

Bleach is a word used to portray discontent. Often used as an interjection followed by a pronoun. (you, it)
Basically something like fuck.

Jimmy was a right motherbleacher

by sn00py September 15, 2007

bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Clorox Bleach

something people drink or wash clothes with

Person A: "Fuck off, leafy is cancer"
Clorox Bleach: "Drink Me"

by 대한민국 August 16, 2016

drink bleach

-Drink Bleach - Essentially telling someone that you want them "fuck off" but in a more vile way of putting it.
-The phrase can also be used in a way that you would rather "Drink Bleach", than do something else that seems unpleasant.

Someone cusses you out. - A simple 2 word response might be "Drink Bleach". You are telling them that you want them to "fuck off" and die at the same time.

by Hermes Herms October 24, 2007

bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

by scoges July 17, 2009