Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

Blap Blap

snoulz wants to know what it means

Whats blap blap? -snoulz

by P1_Dex November 2, 2023

Blap

a blap is a fishy

theres a blap in the sea, should we catch it?

by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021

Blap

THE WRONG WAY TO TYPE THE SECOND HALF charliBLAP: THE D.I.Y 🐐’s NAME

BLAP 🌍 > EVERYTHING

Former President Donald Trump:

“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?

I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*

by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023

blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Dave202020 May 20, 2016

BLAP

The combination between the first letters of the hottest, most talented four woman ever in history. Bri(B)Lily(L)Adeline(A)Precious(P)

« Blap is so cool! »
« I wish i could be like Blap »

by Qwertier March 27, 2022