bleeding anus cloud

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008

bleeding head

When a man gets his penis bitten off during oral sex

Dude 1: "bro what happened to your penis?"

Dude 2: "it was stacey! She gave me some bleeding head"

by Emo faggot January 6, 2018

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the England national team. He is know for his playing, but also his charming looks. Not only should he be famous for his amazing playing skills, but he should also be famous for his beauty. He is and should be considered the definition of cute. He is a cutie-patootie.

“Jude Bellingham is the definition of cute.”

by sxtrbyyy April 2, 2023

bellering

the sound a cow makes especially when calling her calf

When a mother cow is separated from her calf she calls her calf with a loud bellering call.

by rancherorvin March 12, 2014

Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.

Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."

by Brad Bender January 8, 2009

Bleeding Kansas

Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).

T-Bone gave that bitch a bleeding kansas, and she deserved it!

by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008

bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.

Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004