Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 30, 2021

Snaggle Beagle

When someone grabs somthing hard to catch and like totaly nailed it.

(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!

(catch)
(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"

by Fam. guyy April 24, 2011

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 02, 2010

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load

I just beagle sniffed my friends dog

by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015

beagles grip

When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin

Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day

by Me-irl June 06, 2018