Used Bandage

It's what the inside of your tighty whities look like the morning after you have sex with a woman on her period.

I hooked up with that chic last night, and this morning I woke up with a used bandage!

by ihdbc July 11, 2010

adam bandangos

a young zane lowe

"annie mac said that adam bandangos was like a young zane lowe when he DJ'd"

by anniemac2008 October 20, 2008

Fandangler

Invented by a man known only by the name Bretzky, this is the method of taking a bong rip and holding it in your lungs while you consume a full beer and then exhailing only after the whole beer is finished.

Here's the beer and here's the bong. Now do a motherfucking fandangler, dummy.

by Tyrone Jenkins September 14, 2006

Fandangled

Waking up the morning after a huge party with a hurt butt and not knowing what happened.

Mitch told his butt hurt after that rager dude, i think he was seriously fandangled

by casey kramer April 2, 2007

Fandangle

When you blow a load and fart at the same time.

"Yo that bitch was giving me head and i fandangled on her."

by St4sh January 19, 2009

Liquid Bandage

The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.

Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandage. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.

by K-12 November 10, 2008

Fandangle

To do eveything *but* have sex with some one, normally during a night of drunken passion whereby the act is practically impossible

"Did you shag that bird last night mate? You were pretty wasted"
"Nah, it was just a quick fandangle and then I threw up all over her clothes, she left pretty sharpish"

by Soar November 10, 2008