wats-bots-bagots

Someone who is a complete bitch around girls just to be a bitch or to try and get pussy.

Maggs: Yo man maltbys bein a total bitch with Emily over there.
Andy: yeah bro he bein a wats-bots-bagots.

Maggs: dude at like every party mike wiggs crys in a corner and plays asteroids.
Andy: yeah he tries to get attention by bein a lil bitch; or a wats-bots-bagots.

by andy and maggs January 10, 2009

Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010

fried baloney

Baloney that is fried usually in a skillet.
Cut a slice in the baloney from the center to the edge to cook better.

Umm fried baloney in my mouth is so good!

by Ryan9873 May 16, 2008

big baloney

when you eat your mom

oh no i did a big baloney UwU

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

Tony Baloney

This is in reference to the NYPD commander Anthony Bologna who was caught on tape in a few instances committing acts of police brutality during the Occupy Wall Street protests. I think it's appropriate that Tony Baloney become anonymous with people like this who bring disgrace to the badge.

Tony baloney over here throwing weight around he doesn't have.

That Tony Baloney handcuffed me for no reason then "let me go"

by Escobarr September 29, 2011