Jackhammer

1. A large power drill used in construction

2. the act of stealing your buddies hammer after he helped you build that extension for your house.

He beat Jim over the head with a jackhammer

by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

jackhammer

Jacking off into your hand and then slapping your buddy with your cum and then slapping them with flour.

"We couldn't pass up the opportunity to jackhammer Greg after he got turnt as fuck at the party last night."

by Alayna Darko December 26, 2014

Jackhammer Clit

When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.

Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"

Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"

by RedReplicant August 19, 2010

Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.

Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.

by ratdude747 June 17, 2013

Chinese Jackhammer

A sexual maneuver in which the woman/sub hovers over the man facing one another, and the man thrusts violently into her from below.

"I gave her a Chinese Jackhammer after she got tired of riding cowgirl."

by ZFreud December 10, 2009

banhammer

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*

by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006

backhander alexander

a slap using the back of the hand in a violent manner, usually used as a threat and not carried out

"shuttit afore i gi u a backhander alexander"

by Grim D December 15, 2003