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bored burgers

A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.
Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,

Everyone in the podcast: .......
by climpsonj April 15, 2019
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Bored horny

When a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. Mostly out of boredom they start to have sex or jerk off
Man I was so bored horny last night I jacked off till I fell asleep
by Random horny guy February 4, 2017
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Boris Johnson

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.
Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.
by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022
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grand theft borrower

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016
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Im fucking bored

When you’re way too fucking bored so you just search up “im fucking bored” on google.

God, im so fucking bored that im adding a word on urban dictionary .
by Just someone whos really bored January 14, 2021
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Aurora Borealis

Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.
Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!
by Thespookydude May 26, 2018
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Life of boris

You know the guy you look up to in life? He’s basic him but with lots more Slav much more hardbass and lots adidas
by meme_mastah November 3, 2018
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