Dorito-Bandito

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am

Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito

by grootey July 10, 2009

Binding

Chest binding to make breasts look flatter, less noticeable or more masculine. Binding should never be done with tape or ace bandages, and safety precautions should be taken.

"I'm binding today"

"Binding makes me feel better about myself"

by CATBOI March 28, 2019

sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.

She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.

by eClaire May 6, 2006

Ethnic Binding

A collection of teachings made by Jack Hughes in Philosophy lessons. The teachings cover topics such as evolution, God, the big bang, dinosaurs and stuffiness.

Jack regulary contributes his teachings on Thursday philosophy and I.T lessons.

Jack Hughes: For many millennia mankind has suffered from poverty.

Why did i get a mark for this?

Miss Henderson: You answered part of the quastion, and Ethnic Binding is the source of all philosophy.

by Theodore Taggart IV May 6, 2009

scarlet bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006

The Von Bondies

A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.

#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."

by P Banger November 27, 2009