board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

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board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

by benby100 December 10, 2023

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Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people

Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro

by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024

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A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

by college board victim January 14, 2013

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baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015

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