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Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.
*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.
by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010
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$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.
Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.
by la Trine July 16, 2010
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BID

Bitches in distress is the definition of an angry or overreacting woman who is going crazy for no reason. This term also is used to describe women who complain and whinge when they can't get what they want
"Wow my girlfriend is complaining she needs money"
"Thats a BID right there"
by FunnyasFuk August 15, 2017
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Bid

Boy 1: "who's the bid?'"
Boy 2: "that's Lilly."
by Itzmehoes May 8, 2018
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bidness box

Vagina and surrounding area
I'm gonna punch that bitch in her bidness box!
by Luke I am your Sharpie July 18, 2016
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Bid

it can either mean he is funny or they are roasting you this world originated in Washington D.C not Philly!
“You the bid moe”
“Awl slim really trynna bid”
by Dmvsang February 9, 2020
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Bidness

Mind yo damn bidness, bitch.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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