Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

bid mode

a mindset you have to have to survive a prison term (or bid).

"If you're gonna do a nickel in the state pen, you gotta get in bid mode."

by Rabbit Sam February 18, 2024

da bid

You funny ash or you a joke

Yo bro you da bid😂

by Djbando July 23, 2022

bid

bid is basically joking with someone. you can have be in someones comments on ig saying harsh things but in philly people call that bidding. bid also means something that is very funny

“ya dirty ass weave dh”
“yeo you gotta chill”

myf myf im just bidding

*post a funny rap of me*

(people in the comments) yeoooo you the bid😂😂

by lai. May 27, 2021

Bid

Dmv slang for describing someone as a “joke” or making fun of another person

*Wears beat up shoes*
Person: You the bid

by DmvTranslator November 28, 2020

Bid

it can either mean he is funny or they are roasting you this world originated in Washington D.C not Philly!

“You the bid moe”
“Awl slim really trynna bid”

by Dmvsang February 9, 2020