Le Spoon Award

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014

Clown Ass Nigga Award

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.

Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

by Jaskirat_Default_Dances November 19, 2019

PP hole awareness month

if you have a PP hole you know the struggle of aiming

PP hole awareness month need more attention

by Big red and the boys March 19, 2020

lifetime achievement award

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

by human i think February 1, 2023

darwin awards

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com

by El Jeffy July 12, 2003

singles awareness day

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.

Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009

MTV Music Awards

All it is is one big riggfest sponsored be the RIAA. See VMA or MTV VMA.

The MTV Music Awards suck dogshit.

by middle finger September 17, 2003