assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022

assumation

An assumation is when you accuse someone of something, w/o knowing if its a fact

stop making assumations about him, you've never talked to him before

by Davide____0 November 3, 2022

asslumption

When your assumption is even lazier than the truth.

Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?

Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.

by SugarDarling December 30, 2023

Ajumption

Where you jump before you're supposed to in a videogame and you die.

"That floating platform looks close enough, I'm gonna make it."
*Jumps too soon, falls and dies."
"Well, that was a silly ajumption."

by SeeU's Cat April 7, 2013

Asstrumption

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion

Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.

by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016

Assumptiated

Having thought of assuming something in a past tense

I had Assumptiated that you would have thought the thing was already there.

by Wvyren August 9, 2019