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assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.
Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.
by funrelz February 22, 2018
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AssFace

A person with no shame, or ass in their face.
Also known as an #AssFace, this phrase was coined as a worldwide phrase of unity and love by #AssFaceNFT in October 2021.
Citizen 1: "Hey did you hear Boris Johnson's announcement today?"
Citizen 2: "No dude, I stopped listening to that AssFace a long while back!"
by AssFaceNFT November 3, 2021
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AssFaceNFT

A global revolution that began in October 2021 in an effort to shame all those with ass in their face.
By working with some of the world's most talented artists, #AssFaceNFT was able to change the world.
Dude: "Hey have you heard of AssFaceNFT? They are starting a revolution using an AssFace"
Man: "Nah dude sounds fun though!"
by AssFaceNFT October 17, 2021
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Assface

A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.
Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!

Kurtis: What did he do?

Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.
by Poisonhole February 21, 2009
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assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.
Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!
by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007
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asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum
You like Creed, you're an asstard.
by Roper May 10, 2003
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Assaram

One of many towns as seen in the 2nd Legend of Zelda game for the NES.
Guy: I'm going to assaram.

Other guy: Don't you mean you're going to ram an ass?
by Jei December 13, 2004
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