assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

Aspertarian

Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.

"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."

by C.J. to the M March 13, 2009

Assorted Fuckstickery

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.

I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

by Melvined March 26, 2010

asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

Bad Assery

all of the factors, characteristics and exploits that lead to achieving the title of "bad ass."

Hector: "Dude, you were nominated for Spike TV's Guy of the year, how did that happen?"

Chris: "Well you know, I did a Tri, 1,000 push-ups a day, pulling in girls numbers like candy- you know just general "bad assery."

by Bird and Moose October 21, 2010

asstertaste

The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.

I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!

by Notoriose July 20, 2009

assorted randoms

a bunch of strange, random people that are all togather.

like max, joe, and other assorted randoms

by super_savvy_loves_cailou July 13, 2010