assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

assum

1. Awesome in a Maine accent.

1. "That's wicked assum!"

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005

Kalam Cosmological Argument

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.

Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

by Gojiberry July 25, 2008

anal argument

while in the same vecinity two or more individual begin passing gas back and forth until it finally ends in tragedy; anal conversation

(Mike walks into the room)
Mike- holy shit it smells it here
Tizzle- yeah me and ebby are having an anal argument, his ass just wont shut up
Ebby-well ur ass has a big mouth
Mike- dont get my ass started on that
Tizzle- well my ass does have a point

by chupchup November 10, 2008

arsemilk

From: postcoital leakage of ejaculant from the anus.
1) Expression of disgust/ dissatisfaction/ anger
2) Describing a poor quality bevarage
3) A cocktail of milk, coconut rum, irish cream liqueur and vodka

1) Oh Arsemilk! I've left the oven on.
2) A coffee for me please, American tea is arsemilk!
3) Well, after six beers I feel like a change, mix me an Arsemilk barkeep, and make it sticky.

by Erich ULner November 8, 2008

Assuminge

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.

Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem

by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010

argumentum ad grammaticam

Latin for "Argument at the grammar". To counter an opponent's argument, however the degree of validity, by simply correcting their grammar. A part of being a grammar Nazi or a pilkunnussija.

See also argumentum ad hominem ("argument at the person") or just ad hominem, where this term derives from.

"...And that's why your the worst."
"My the worst what?"
"And now you're resorting to argumentum ad grammaticam? That's lame."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 16, 2014