Alaska Native 

An oppressed and favored people in the state of Alaska. Most live in small towns or villages in hovels with no plumbing and honey buckets for toilets and look like they've never been cleaned. They get priority in hiring for many companies for being a shareholder, but in actuality, few actually work and rely on the state for subsidies. Four wheelers and snow machines make up the majority of their transportation in the isolated communities. Most live in places where you cannot get in or out of the town without flying. Most of the older generation are stoic and many of the younger ones act like hoodlums. Alcohol is a deadly poison for many of them that will mess them up for life!

Alaska Native

Alaska Native by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013

Alaska Young 

One of John Green's mythological creatures. Written by any other author, she would have been unforgettable. Instead she is used in a context where a wimpy kid falls for the pixie dream girl (Alaska Young), who feels sorry for herself, is not constant in character, is shallow in terms of complexity, is self-destructive but in a really lame way and is "mysterious", though the mystery is taken away when she states that the whole point is that they don't know her. She tries too hard to be adventurous, impulsive, bad ass and instead fails miserably. Alaska Young is a hero to John Green's fans, who only wish they could date a pixie dream girl but are content with fantasizing about her along with 35 year old author, who repeats the same characteristics in every goddamn piece of shit book he writes. And no, even though he does it over and over again in other books, the pixie dream girl doesn't get deeper or more realistic. John Green obviously mirrors a high school crush and a sexual fantasy of a girl who never gave him the time of day.

Nerdfighter: OMG, I want to be just like Alaska Young!! omg you're a genius!
John Green: I know. I'm sure that the girl I based her on is now wanting to get it on with me because I have money...
Pfff No.

Alaska Young by bellatrixlestrangeblack April 26, 2013

alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner

It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.

alaska baby heater by Munker December 18, 2014

Alaska royall 

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me

Wow sutch a Alaska royall
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Alaska royall by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019

Alaska Snow Slide 

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

Alaska Snow Slide by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019

Alaska Tea Spill 

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

Alaska Tea Spill by ClintEast October 15, 2023

Alaska Violet 

The best bloxburg youtuber

''Have you heard of Alaska Violet, the youtuber?''

Alaska Violet by MintyBanana January 26, 2024