The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 7, 2020
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Get the going full albuquerque mug.The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.
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Get the Albuquerque mug.A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
Get the Albuquerque Hatstand mug.While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
Get the Albuquerque Achoo mug.When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
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