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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.
I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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5 alarm breath

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.
Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!
by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016
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dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013
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American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.
“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”
by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021
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