i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

i have a fuck in my eye by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

Shit i need to take a fuck by catchinggold October 5, 2018

give a fuck 

To not care in the least bit (about something).

SYNONYMS: "give a flying fuck", "not give a fuck"
NOTE: It's sorta fucked up, but to give a fuck is the same thing as to NOT give a fuck. I wonder why. Shit, actually, I (don't) give a fuck.

"I just don't give a FUCK..." -Eminem

"The same cat who never gave a damn about your name...I give a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game." -D12

"Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke." -Kurupt

give a fuck by Nick D May 28, 2003

two shits and a fuck 

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

two shits and a fuck by D.J. B May 25, 2007

I Dont Give a Fuck Style 

A fashion of living in which blatant disregard for all other people, their feelings, and their personal belongings is rudimentary. Fucking shit up.

A) I went to that party all "I dont give a fuck style" and ended up shitting on the couch after I punched some nasty bitch in the box.

I Dont Give a Fuck Style by M To the Rizzle December 28, 2005

giving-a-fuck meter 

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

giving-a-fuck meter by Okzoz June 1, 2011

I don't give a fuck 

What a lot of teenagers say when they're annoyed or mad with someone, especially when someone corrects their spelling, or as they incorrectly like to refer to it as: grammar.

I don't give a fuck, or "no fuck were given" meant you didn't care, but it has turned into a forced insult. Althought teenager may say "You can correct my grammar all you want, because obviously I don't give a fuck" they obviously care about having something they wrote corrected.

You can do whatever you want, I don't give a fuck. I have better things to do.

I don't give a fuck by Luweik September 16, 2012