gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad July 11, 2008

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Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

by jimnms April 29, 2005

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Arcane Missile

Drilling your girlfriend, but not blowing your load til' after she's came. Then, right before you're "done", immediately pull out and give her a big blast to the face screaming "CASTING!" and doing the Gnome dance. Afterwards tell her you have a 30 minute cool down.

I casted Arcane Missile on Tiffany last night. Can't say she wasn't satisfied, but I think she was surprised by Insta-Cast. Next time I'll have to go Devotion Aura and cast Seal of Righteousness on her ass.

by Jonathan Snidely, "StQ" January 19, 2011

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Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

by Big.Rick666 May 16, 2009

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