gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"
Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.
by scenedad July 11, 2008
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gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.
Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!
by scenedad July 11, 2008
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