scenedad's definitions

gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

by scenedad August 1, 2008