Definitions by scenedad

gristle whistle 

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

gristle whistle by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle missile 

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

gristle missile by scenedad August 1, 2008