2 dollar toast 

When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.

"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."

2 dollar toast by 2 Dollar Toast Definer January 7, 2017

dick stuck in a toaster 

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

dick stuck in a toaster by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

round of toast 

A round of toast is as many pieces of toast as will fit in your toaster.

Sam: Make us a round of toast, will you Kris.
Kris: How many pieces?
Sam: How many does you toaster hold?
Kris: Four.
Sam: Four then you dickhead!

round of toast by Ablemoss August 22, 2018

get roasted and toasted 

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers

“ur ugly” “OHHHHH GET ROASTED AND TOASTED”

get roasted and toasted by Kairi is awesome January 27, 2021

loaded piece of toast 

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

loaded piece of toast by t_ray March 8, 2021

Texas Toaster 

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

Texas Toaster by convojake February 23, 2011

fuckin french toast 

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

fuckin french toast by Frank da tank August 9, 2006