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Lyper Speed

Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.
Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."

Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."
by Willywonker January 17, 2014
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shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)
John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.
by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014
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hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.
Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)
by ®OA©h January 21, 2017
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87 speed bean peeler

its an 87 speed bean peeler; it helps you peel beans very fast; usually pinto beans
woah johnny! you got an 87 speed bean peeler??? wow!!!

mind if i borrow your 87 speed bean peeler? i need to peel my pinto beans.
by Safia's little almond April 6, 2019
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Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)
we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.
by Scout339 September 22, 2022
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fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
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High Speed Chase

Going on a cocaine or drug bender over the course of partying during a night.

Origin: The phrase root from Latarrian Milton's comments during an interview where he stole his Grandmother's car and commented on going on "wanting to do bad things, bad things is fun" and "doing hoodrat things with his friends". In that conversation he explained he went on a "high speed chase" with his friend who "smokes cigarettes".
Andrew went on a high speed chase with Katie and some other folks last night and now they are hurting this morning.
by banute7 November 20, 2009
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