Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013

Madison Slapshot

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.

Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!

by J.D.C. October 5, 2016

banter snaps

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image

Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.

by kJ7 May 27, 2017

Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.

Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

undoxable soap

Soap used daily to make sure you remain undoxable (Covers your tracks and become undoxable)

I use undoxable soap everyday to remain undoxable

by undoxablesoap April 18, 2018

Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.

Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one

Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019