PHAT

Pretty, hot, and tempting
incorrect acronym

"Damn that Jadzia is PHAT"

by Jadzzz June 29, 2017

Phantom

Someone who is seldom seen or heard from, but used to be around all the time.

Where's Mike Been lately? I don't know, he's been a phantom lately.

by Johnnie Regalado January 11, 2006

phacuity

noun: blatant disregard for the thoughts, opinions and feelings of others; particularly those with whom you disagree.

There was no real republican criticism of the phacuity the vice president demonstrated on the Senate floor.

by kfm January 27, 2005

phallucifer

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...

I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.

by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007

Phallustine

Phallustine:

A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.

1) Andy: So, what did you think of the orchestra?
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!

2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.

by Atzushka February 13, 2009

phatburn

a fat fuck that sucks so much dick that dinosaurs went extinct

Gary: Did you see Harold steal that

Will: Yea he such a phatburn

by john michael williamson January 14, 2010

Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.

Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.

by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010