by junk in de trunk February 26, 2010
Get the Old Sagging Balls (OSB) mug.Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
Get the Where's Osama mug.One of the sweetest loving men around. A guy any girl can count on to make her smile.A great kisser and incredible lover.
by luv217 February 5, 2010
Get the Oscar mug.by Testing February 10, 2007
Get the osama bin laden mug.The honorable mayor of the greatest city in the world: Las Vegas, Nevada. He's also the official spokesperson for Bombay Sapphire Gin. If you're really nice to him, he'll buy you a couple martinis.
by Tagman77 December 16, 2004
Get the Oscar Goodman mug.Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Osian mug.This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:
(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell
(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends
(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)
(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)
(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot
(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.
Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.
Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell
(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends
(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)
(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)
(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot
(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.
Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.
Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?
Billiam: Yes...
Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?
Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
Billiam: Yes...
Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?
Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
by BILLIAM MURPHY May 28, 2010
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