Tagman77's definitions
by Tagman77 September 30, 2006
Get the ABSmug. A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.
"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City."
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
by Tagman77 January 25, 2004
Get the Salt Lake City, UTmug. The honorable mayor of the greatest city in the world: Las Vegas, Nevada. He's also the official spokesperson for Bombay Sapphire Gin. If you're really nice to him, he'll buy you a couple martinis.
by Tagman77 December 16, 2004
Get the Oscar Goodmanmug. San Francisco means so many things to so many people--a superlative in terms of the kinds of activity and diversity engendered in the most beautiful city in the world.
Affectionately known by locals as "The City" by the bay, it's unique topography and eclectic skyline lends a vertical appearance to a dynamic landscape, containing the world's most treasured examples of architecture--Transamerica Pyramid, Bank of America Center, Ferry Building, Golden Gate Bridge, et al.
Akin to Paris and London, San Francisco offers something special for those living--or visiting--in the area, leaving an indelible impression to come back for more: Financial District, Fisherman's Wharf, Alcatraz Island, Union Square, Chinatown, Japantown, etc.
Affectionately known by locals as "The City" by the bay, it's unique topography and eclectic skyline lends a vertical appearance to a dynamic landscape, containing the world's most treasured examples of architecture--Transamerica Pyramid, Bank of America Center, Ferry Building, Golden Gate Bridge, et al.
Akin to Paris and London, San Francisco offers something special for those living--or visiting--in the area, leaving an indelible impression to come back for more: Financial District, Fisherman's Wharf, Alcatraz Island, Union Square, Chinatown, Japantown, etc.
by Tagman77 July 1, 2005
Get the San Franciscomug. Top-10 Reasons Why Las Vegas Rocks:
10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.
9. Finest restaurants in the world.
8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.
7. 24-hour liquor sales
6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!
5. Suburban sprawl.
4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.
3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?
2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?
1. You lose all your money gambling.
10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.
9. Finest restaurants in the world.
8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.
7. 24-hour liquor sales
6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!
5. Suburban sprawl.
4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.
3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?
2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?
1. You lose all your money gambling.
"I love showgirls. They are the living, breathing embodiment of everything Las Vegas. I think they get a bad rap.
Casinos weren't built on people winning money.
After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."
--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
Casinos weren't built on people winning money.
After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."
--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
by Tagman77 December 16, 2004
Get the Las Vegasmug. Detailed explaination of divorce in plain English: Divorce 101
(D)addy getting screwed out of his life-savings.
(I)rate mommy packing up daddy's belongings, putting them out on the doorstep.
(V)endettas marked by malicous acts of revenge.
(O)rnery bitches who are hell-bent on destroying your life, making these derogatory remarks about your sex-life to their girlfriends.
(R)ich, powerful attorneys making an absolute fortune off your hard-earned money with these mounting legal bills.
(C)onstant nagging from an ex-wife to a deadbeat father for his refusal to pay any child support.
(E)xcessive alcohol consumption to ease a beleaguered man's pain.
(D)addy getting screwed out of his life-savings.
(I)rate mommy packing up daddy's belongings, putting them out on the doorstep.
(V)endettas marked by malicous acts of revenge.
(O)rnery bitches who are hell-bent on destroying your life, making these derogatory remarks about your sex-life to their girlfriends.
(R)ich, powerful attorneys making an absolute fortune off your hard-earned money with these mounting legal bills.
(C)onstant nagging from an ex-wife to a deadbeat father for his refusal to pay any child support.
(E)xcessive alcohol consumption to ease a beleaguered man's pain.
by Tagman77 February 17, 2004
Get the divorcemug. 1. A punk-ass bitch, instigating a fight on a school playground.
2. A punk-ass bitch, who insists you're wrong and he's always right.
2. A punk-ass bitch, who insists you're wrong and he's always right.
by Tagman77 February 5, 2004
Get the Chumpmug.