bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.

Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"

by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018

Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.

Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah

by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

the bat girl

When a girl is riding you and she is super wet she lifts her legs up does the splits then you lay all the way back and spin her by grabbing her feet. If preformed right you will become a human Mary go round and will have successfully done the bat girl congrats.

I did the bat girl and a week later I got married it works.

by You Grandmas Escort June 16, 2017

Bat

Basic ass Bitch

That Hoe A Bat

by LuxuryBoy February 13, 2014

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023