fountain mountain 

A fountain mountain dew

I went to the gas station and got a fountain mountain

fountain mountain by DEEZNUTZ445 August 1, 2016

Shit mountain 

A name you call one of your best friends as in a joking matter. They are such great friends and are extremely funny, but sometimes they can be complete idiots. Or total jerks. This name is not to be taken seriously

"Hey shit mountain! Get your booty over here"

Shit mountain by HurtMySelf_haha July 10, 2017

magic mountain mom 

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

magic mountain mom by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017

Battle Mountain 

Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.

"I hate Battle Mountain"

"OMG same. It's better than Lovelock tho"

"True"

Battle Mountain by MangoBits February 13, 2023

climb the daddy mountain

there really is no defining. If you are here, good chances your mind is twisted and can figure it out. If not, phone a friend.

Upon his return from a long trip away, she was ready to climb the daddy mountain

climb the daddy mountain by Walter Gaspipe White November 7, 2013

brokeback mountain 

The new word for gay.

You are brokeback mountain.

brokeback mountain by bareback mount'em April 28, 2006

Rocky Mountain Wiggler

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Wiggler" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Wiggler" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.

Known as a Mississippi Caterpillar east of the Mississippi River

If you pass out drunk at the game tonight, you might get a Rocky Mountain Wiggler!

Rocky Mountain Wiggler by Johnny Longballs May 1, 2011