fountain mountain

A fountain mountain dew

I went to the gas station and got a fountain mountain

by DEEZNUTZ445 March 11, 2016

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 9, 2010

Rocky Mountain Fountain

High Altitude Breast Feeding

yo dude a rocky mountain fountain should be legal in public, bro

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 26, 2016

Smoky Mountain Fountain

(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"

(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.

1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.

2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!

by Mojo672 June 9, 2007

Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018