Jeremy Zucker asked for a real Wikipedia page but he got an Urban Dictionary definition that says practically the same thing, your welcome
by Doormat <{•.•}> January 30, 2019
Get the Jeremy Zucker mug.The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
by Ju ju man March 4, 2010
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Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
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AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
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by LN3 March 10, 2009
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Chris Jericho's own version of the Boston Crab.
One of his finishing moves along with the Lionsault Pin
It will make any opponent tap out.
Guy A:Did you see Jericho's awesome finisher last night?
Guy B: The Walls of Jericho kick ass.
Chris Jericho's own version of the Boston Crab.
One of his finishing moves along with the Lionsault Pin
It will make any opponent tap out.
Guy A:Did you see Jericho's awesome finisher last night?
Guy B: The Walls of Jericho kick ass.
by Bari June 11, 2005
Get the The Walls of Jericho mug.1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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