jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

Jackmar

A very rare beautiful fun girl, who likes to have a good time. She is very athletic, likes to dance, and can sing. She can make you laugh, and is very outgoing, and optimistic. A Jackmar has a great figure, and great hair. If you meet a Jackmar consider yourself lucky.

John: "That girl is perfect"
Mark: "What did you expect with a name like Jackmar?"

by Vamplifegorgeous January 25, 2015

jack and drop

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.

Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.

by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.

Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.

by Brennan and the pussycats January 3, 2016

jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016

jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm

Will Jack jack the slack tonight?

by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018