friend sniper 

n. a person on a social networking site who regularly steals their other friends' friends that they have never met in real life. In extreme cases of friend sniping, the sniper browses friends list and randomly selects snipe victims based on their profile picture.

v. (friend snipe, sniped, sniping) the act of stealing another friend's friends regularly

n. Kelly: "Hey, Katherine, I friend requested your friend Eric. Hope you don't think I'm a friend sniper!"

v. "Dude, how do you know Chris? Did you just friend snipe him?"

friend sniper by havwingswillfly June 17, 2010

Friend Lend 

A digital application that safely connects lenders with borrowers. This application allows for users to become their own bank and charge your peers interest on the money they borrow from you. Friend Lend also allows for you to lend out objects such as Cars, Yachts, and even a Jet!

John : Hey Mike, I forgot my wallet in the car could you spot me?

Mike : John, when's the last time you paid me back?

John : Hey could you just friend lend me then Ill give you 20% interest on your money

Mike : Sound like a plan!

APP LAUNCH COMING SOON!

Friend Lend by Michael Benicio December 15, 2019

Friend Zone 

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.

I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.

Friend Zone by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014

friend of bob 

A friend of bob, or FOB, is a friend of Bob Dylan, of course, and all these other childish definitions are way out wacky. Everyone knows FOB's are friends of Dylan and need Zimmerman often!

Hey Man, are you a friend of bob? cool man, me too....

friend of bob by Deltwarp October 23, 2008

Friend Crush 

When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.

Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.

Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?

Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.

Friend Crush by Lupin Saiko December 16, 2008

Friend of Dorothy 

(Closeted) queer - from friends of Dorothy Parker who was known to have many close and flamboyant gay friends.

Like this "...Friend of Dorothy"

Friend of Dorothy by Neil G June 11, 2006

Friend-off 

When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.

The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.

Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.

Friend-off by BlackF4ctor June 14, 2010