crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005

crant

an ant that bites you in the crotch area

"Oh my gosh i have a crant bite but can't itch it without looking obvious!"

by rachelmaple August 25, 2008

bomb ass crank

Good Chrystal methamphetamine.. Crank=meth...

I smoked some bomb ass crank in my vape and got right wired.

by d-bo from c-low May 15, 2006

peddle and crank

Wank

To have a peddle and crank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Crangtastic

Expression of approval for an unsocial or illegal act. Often accompanied by the swirling of a tongue round a crusty gob or the violent swinging of a left leg to indicate sexual arousal.

"That missing schoolgirl has been found naked in a ditch, it's crangtastic!"

by P.J. Harvey April 29, 2003

crankworthy

Something worthy of "cranking one out" (Masturbating) to.

"Did you check that YouTube link I sent ya?"
"Ahh yeah, lemme tell ya, it was crankworthy."

by Oi Oi January 20, 2007

cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011