construe

to try and make sense of something

She tried to construe a reason for why he loved her.

by guuuuuuuu May 13, 2014

Know-Nothing Conservative

An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.

Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck

by Silvanne January 11, 2011

Constantine

1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.

2. (n) a new type of steroid

3. (v) to make huge

4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.

That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time

by Lutho March 31, 2009

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

compassionate conservative

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

by Bubba207 September 29, 2005

Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"

John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.

by smashingblonde January 1, 2011

conservalib

A combination of liberal and conservative.

That canidate is part of the conservalib party.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005