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bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

battleaxe 

A woman, who is nasty, overbearing, mean, pompous, arrogant, a selfish busybody, aggressive, disagreeable, or any combination of these. A battleaxe is usually an older woman, and often somewhat unattractive. The standard dictionary definition does not address looks, but one seldom hears a beautiful woman being called a battleaxe, no matter how disagreeable she is.
I hate taking books back late to the library because that old battleaxe at the desk makes such a big deal of it.
battleaxe by techy2 September 11, 2009

face battle 

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.
“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"
face battle by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

Battle of Midway 

A battle between American and Japanese forces in the Pacific. Attempts by the Japanese to lure the Americans to Alaska failed as the Americans had cracked the Japanese codes. Resulted in the destruction of the entire Japanese carrier fleet with the loss of only one American carrier and turned the tide in the Pacific War.
The battle of Midway was fought in 1942 between the American and Japanese navies.
Battle of Midway by Seraph17 October 16, 2008

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Fortnite Battle Royale 

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.
After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass
John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"