Uncle Tom

The old man across the street from the 1191 balcony.

Look! It's Uncle Tom grilling up some grub!

by joec February 2, 2005

uncle seffy

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

by D November 17, 2003

Uncle Ted

Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.

Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.

by eskimo87908 December 9, 2008

sneaky uncle

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.

i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.

by roo March 26, 2004

uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005

Uncle Tom

A black person who is to like a white person and doesn't talk to blacks. A racsist term.

Vince is an Uncle Tom!

by Jamal April 17, 2004

uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003