Teletard

Classification #7: Those in denial of using :| or ;|.

Classification #8: Those that think words like pie, beans, pot noodles are random, or just use the word random at an inappropriate time.

Classification #9: These are the ones that think they have won an argument by repeating the same sentence over, and over again, usually they are in an argument because of their idiocy.

Teletard is made up by Scott & Dan from Habbo Hotel UK.
Our Habbos are;
Dan: Myndflow, Zummi, zumos etc. you'll know who he is :)
Scott: Severe, Manowar, Dainty, GunsNRoses, Evergrey and so on.

Dan: You are classified as Teletard #1 automatically for using :|
Teletard: but I dont use it!
Dan: You've used it once.
Teletard: 1nce, wow ;|!
Scott: Twice! Since your time in this room.
Teletard: oh whatever i know im not a teletard;| bye
Scott&Dan: *laugh*

Teletard: lol today i ate sum pie, yumm pie, pie is so randum
Scott: RNDM
Dan: BEANZ
Teletard: I fink peas r randum xD
Scott: Either disconnect your keyboard, get the fuck out of this room, or get the fuck off this hotel until you learn English correctly.
(teletard in the back): well she was random ;/
Dan: Get fucked.

Scott&Dan: Hahahaha, Teletard, type something.. possibly your favorite smiley, and insults.. and type a long sentence.
Teletard: Um ShutUp U N00b ;|
Scott&Dan: Just what we needed, you're a fucking Teletard.
Teletard: Whatever N00b ;|
Scott: Hahahahaha! twice!
Teletard: n00b ;|
Dan: Repetitive..
Teletard: Whatever ;|
Scott: Anything better to say?
Teletard: R U Both Retarded? :|
Dan: As if he's just called us retarded.
Scott: Hahaha, smell da ironi lyk.
Teletard: Whatever Ur Both Retarded I Win Bye ;|

by Scott Dainty September 15, 2008

television

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much tv.

by normal October 24, 2003

teleboards

A place where even the words most hated losers like Derek can go to and not get killed for being himself

I will make homo threads and there is nothing you can do about it. Ner Ner Ner.

Derek

by Someone February 3, 2005

telefizzle

Urban slang for television.

My word, is that Willam Shatner on the telefizzle?

by Jesang September 4, 2003

telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

telefrag

using the translocator to kill an opponent in Unreal Tournamnet

hey numb numb nutz...you've been telefragged

by mame-o-matic April 18, 2003

telefrag

To kill an opponent in a game of Quake by respawning or teleporting directly on top/into them.

"Ack! Telefragged!"

by Mad Walrus December 22, 2002