shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

stand out like a fake tit

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb

That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.

by naponxxx April 6, 2009

weak tit

A phrase meaning lame, disappointing, generally not cutting it.

Some guys watching a sporting event in which one of the athletes muffs it:

"That was weak tit man"

by Latenite June 11, 2006

Small Tit Energy

Female equivalent of “Small Dick Energy”, Small Tit Energy is a phrase used to describe females with a sense of entitlement and extreme cockiness, who overcompensate their lack of successes with tendencies of egomania, selfishness, arrogance, and disrespect- with their behaviours typically supported by traits of toxic femininity and Incel-like behaviour.

Opposite to “Big Tit Energy”, a female with Small Tit Energy can simply be described as unbearable, bigoted, dishonest, hypocritical, obnoxious, and displeasing.

Females who have Small Tit Energy are usually “Pick Me’s”, “Incels/Femcels”, sexist feminists (Feminazi’s/misandrists), radical liberals/right-wingers, or simply put: selfish, spoiled brats and bullies.

Person #1: I’m not like most girls; I’m a true, modest and feminine figure. I actually have respect for myself and don’t prance around in a bra like a slut because I actually know my worth!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: If I want sex, then I should get it! My wants over your comfort! Men need to give me what I want! If he can’t please me, he ain’t shit!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: I’m a feminist that believes men shouldn’t be given equal rights! I have a vagina, and if you have no uterus, then you have no opinion!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: It doesn’t matter if I struck first, boys shouldn’t hit girls! He deserved it for not buying exactly what I wanted!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: I’m opposed to harassment, but if you do something I don’t like, whether it be something you said, did, or even something you wear, then I have the right to harass you! Know your place!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

by Myusernameisyourusername April 28, 2021

Sugar Tit

A mother who enables a middle-aged loser to still live at home and sponge, mooch, and depend on her.

Boy, Gabe, your almost 40 and Mom is still taking care of
you! Isn't your Mom's Sugar Tit going to ever run dry?

by MustangGT October 29, 2007

hippy tit-rag

Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made by hand and ties with string around the neck and lower back. Offers minimal coverage.

Yeah, the girl serving me pizza was only wearing a hippy tit-rag

by Jenny January 2, 2005

Left Tit

A good thing.

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."

by Shelldon January 17, 2010