penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008

Tit Dirt

A sweat stain on the front side of a t-shirt on the chest and stomach area that curiously resembles the head of Mickey Mouse.

Son - "Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt you are wearing?"
Dad - "That's not Mickey Mouse, THATS JUST TIT DIRT!!"
----See Tourettes Guy (youtube)-----

by Peeyimp85 March 7, 2010

back tits

gargantuan amount of excess blubber on the back, giving the appearance that the person has a pair of jugs growing from the back. admired by some, despised by many.

i was dancing in the club and i caught a glimpse of back tits across the room and almost threw up.

by ssinnerstepss87 August 19, 2007

Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010

Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 23, 2016

jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008