Tántaran

Hispanic slang: meaning underwear.
Made popular by Actor comedian George Lopez.

I was wearing nothing but my tántarans.

by Oilfieldlex July 15, 2018

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Taintne

Acne of the taint.

Hold on a minute, I have to pop a taintne.

by Tardy October 17, 2003

Taintmas

The period of time between Christmas and the New Year. Often used to express disdain for that time. See taint.

My whole family is coming over for Taintmas to drink me out of house and home.

by Anarch0n July 26, 2008

Taintstache

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013