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The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
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shy shitter

a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.
He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.
by RdEx March 18, 2006
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shittacular

used to describe something spectacularly shitty.
A: Wow, my girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with me.
B: Sorry man, that's really shittacular.
by bbbbecky January 14, 2007
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shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
by z-mon March 13, 2009
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shittyfail

The rail network of Sydney Australia that never runs to schedule also known as Cityrail.
Late for work, shittyfail

Got home two hours late, shittyfail
by ineedatoe December 12, 2013
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Shitta Junkin'

When one opponent blows out another.
Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',
by Zacman jones May 29, 2008
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The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.
Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...
by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010
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