Sad Trumbone

Sexual position in which someone while in the process of anal penetration, substitutes the penetrating object with a fart. So instead of being penetrated the person receives a fart.

Collin totally gave meg the ol' Sad Trumbone last Tuesday. She got him back with the ole Enya prank.

Sad Trumbone by Chef Rojo March 28, 2022

Sad Briggs Hours 

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

Sad Briggs Hours by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

SAD SAS 

Suck a dick save a smile

Tonya has a lot of kids she need to sad sas lol

SAD SAS by Rombie May 7, 2022

Sad dedimal 

A type of person who plays Dead by Daylight and harasses/abuses other players in chat when it would be much more beneficial to seek therapy. Most of the time they are very sad. If you encounter a person like this, always make sure to provide comfort in their time of need.

Toxic player: You're trash, why don't you just quit playing!

Casual Gamer: I just started playing.

Toxic Gamer: I need therapy but find it's easier to abuse people online. Please help me, my actions online are a direct reflection of how I lack control in my life.

Casual Gamer: Sad Dedimal *hugs*. Introspection is a great tool that provides us with knowledge, compassion and, insight. I hope you feel better soon. ❤️

Sad dedimal by HopeYoureOk June 2, 2022

Sad hour 

Much like Happy hour at any bar/ pub but all the drinks are even cheaper and everyone acts cool if you want to cry a little bit.

"Don't really feel like going out but it's sad hour from 12pm 'till 1am down the street."
"Hey buddy, Sad hour's been over for 10 minutes, get it togheter or get out!"

Sad hour by Castor Rodentia June 11, 2022

sad crown 

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

sad crown by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.

I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.

Sad Teriyaki by Salty seconds July 11, 2022