Poon

A really normal person. Possibly the only one

Hey poon you little normal fuck why are you hanging around with such weirdos?

by PJandJ123 February 13, 2021

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

poon

To fail the last stream of the popular map, uta on osu! Mainly whilst'd've maintaining a full combo however it does not require one.

that play still would've granted him pp if he didn't Poon even with the miss earlier

by Vetor3x February 26, 2017

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat March 13, 2011

poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008

pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023