Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.

"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"

by Shenis Honey January 9, 2013

Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019

flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.

This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.

by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014