nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007

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uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

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nippleicous

A superb feeling of euphoria.

"I finally got my truck runnin' properly! That's nippleicous!"

by Jimmy Bile April 16, 2007

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a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.

i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.

by cpajg December 30, 2010

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