cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

That cunt monster sure beat it up last night!

by daddymattie March 1, 2009

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Joe Montana

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.

Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

by Office Space December 18, 2003

money pig

A money pig is someone who gets sexual kicks out of paying out money or buying expensive gifts for a female.

'She's 18 and he's 52. She's only with him because he buys her everything she wants, she uses him as a money pig and he likes it'.

by rjj100 May 31, 2016

monya

a girl who is really pretty, but has a façade. who has a lot going on in her life, but laughs it off. a strong individual, but everyone thinks she's weak. monya is a rare name for a rare individual.

monya is one of the strongest people i know.

by m.17 October 14, 2018

18 months

5 years

One direction - We will be back in 18 months, don't worry
Directioners - ok
5 years later
One direction - Stop talking about each other (except leeyum) and ignores every 1D question.
Directioners - ......

by _Sandra_ September 3, 2020